Vietnam's biggest online shopping day kicks off, over 360,000 products on sale

Anyway, Benito grew angry when he realized his wife neglected to get all clicky with the like button. Whether she left the obligatory “Awwwwww…I’m so sorry *kiss/hug/rimjob*” comment is unknown at this point.Personally, I always look before I sit so I don’t really give two shits about whether the seat is up or down. I will, however, cut a motherfucker if the seat is down and wet. […]

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Drought-hit lake faces its wetlands being flooded by controversial dam

The fact that this happened in a bathtub makes me gag a bit louder because my brother shit in the tub when we were little and I will never forget my brother cackling like a madman as the soggy turd flaked apart in the water. *shudder*CYPRESS, TX — The title alone evokes images straight out of a horror movie, but that’s exactly what some people said about a teenager who walked half a mile for help after being brutally raped and beaten.

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Ghana president Mahama votes in home constituency

Lane, a British national who had been living in Candela’s home since the beginning of November, stuck around and lived in the Las Vegas house for two weeks with the ghastly garbage can in the garage. Before moving on, he added bags of concrete to the bleach and took off for California in her car where he checked into a hotel under Candelas name and using her credit card. Candelas body was discovered on November 30th and Lane was discovered at the California hotel on December 3rd.According to Flagler County Sheriffs deputies, last Wednesday morning a man pulled up to the RBC Bank drive-thru and asked if the bank sold money orders. The teller told him “no.” The man reportedly mumbled something about bad customer service and, after a short delay, drove away.

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Iranian foreign minister to visit China

Fast Food Workers

Way too many stories to list, but just a small sampling of stories show workers being assaulted by patrons upset over a Chicken McNugget order, or climbing through the window when their Filet-o-Fish is not ready fast enough. They get to deal with having a gun pulled on them by a man with one leg pissed off about some missing fries and getting chased around the kitchen by an upset patron with a pink stun gun. When not looking out for insane fatties, they gotta keep an eye out for open cess pools so they don’t fall inside one and drown in the parking lot.By this time, McConnell sees what is happening and rushes over to help Hargette. McConnell begins performing the Heimlich maneuver on Hargette with much gusto, Heimliching the shit out of that quesadilla. After lifting Hargette off the floor a couple times the stuck food flies out of Hargette’s mouth and lands on a nearby chair, which McConnell — ever the dutiful employee — cleans up. […]

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Antarctic ice melt set to disrupt global ocean patterns: scientist

Moscow, RU – Proving once again that arresting a cannibal at meal time is a good prosecutorial strategy, police in Moscow apprehended a man suspected of scattering dismembered body parts across the city in recent weeks.Placentia police Lt. Eric Point said investigators have not located a suicide note. Several students said that Jacobsons father had also committed suicide and that Jacobson had constantly advised her students against taking their own life.

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Death toll rises to 12 as clashes continue in Libya's Sirte

The actresses seem to be having a good time getting their hands dirty, their performances adequate though the script doesn’t do them any favors. The dialogue is often ridiculous even by exploitation standards helping to heighten the fun nature of the film, though it does keep the subject matter from being taken too seriously. The actual revenge sequences are nowhere near as messy as films like THRILLER: A CRUEL PICTURE or I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, but they serve their purpose. There’s not as much potential for numerous death sequences but I found it exploitative enough to recommend to fans of similar films. Just don’t expect a bloodbath.Eaglesick had been charged with the attempted murder, but was able to negotiate that away with a plea deal. She, instead, plead guilty to abduction, assault causing bodily harm and failing to comply with a court order to stay away from alcohol. […]

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Debates to help half of U.S. voters decide between Clinton, Trump: poll

  • Seattle woman charged with knife attack on boyfriend’s ex (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
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Now that this ordeal is over, Hoffner hopes to get his job back. He’d been the school’s head football coach since 2008, but has been on administrative leave after the videos were found. A spokesman for the university said he would remain on leave pending the school’s own investigation and had no timetable for when that could be completed.

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